grapfruit: grandoldivy: grapfruit: do you ever have an emotional breakdown because darren criss do you ever have an emotional breakdown do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Me: That guy is cute.
Friend: HEY DUDE MY FRIEND THINKS YOU'RE CUTE!
I heard this great joke on Sims once...
haha-l-m-a-o: Ba harmy putar? GLARCH! Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.
When your parents start typing www
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
If I were a stylist
Me: *crying while choosing bias's costume*
Me: *crying while straightening his hair*
Me: *crying while putting balm on his lips*
Me: *crying while dabbing bb cream on his face*
Me: *crying while wiping away the sweat from his forehead*
Me: *crying while ironing his clothes*
Me: *crying while hanging his clothes*
Anonymously tell me why you think I'm single.
hhllry: believed: no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride they’re just like “i might break you” no you foolish mortal i have the strength of a thousand horses please, place yourself upon my back