August 2012
metagross:
i want to be an anime and wear a cute school uniform and eat my fecking bento outside where the main male protaganist will hit on me even though im a loser
me: what do romans use to cut their hair
me: caesars
me: lol
nekodad:
im not like other girls (:
IM SATAN
Cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
Me: Nods understandingly as I eat the raw cookie dough
troublesometerribletashana:
tediousargumentsinsidiousintents:
queerqueenofcolor:
birdbitch:
kanyeintheeast:
c-lov3r:
nicodoll:
In the original 1992 pilot of The Powerpuff Girls “Chemical X” was actually a “Can of Whoop Ass” and the girls were called “The Whoop Ass Girls”
oh my god
I TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS AND THEY GOT ANGRY WITH ME BECAUSE I HAD NO PROOF
THE VOICE THOUGH
I’M
...
heronqueenblues:
“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
mottsgoddamnit:
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves
sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable
msjewbooty:
i wanna get an education but i dont wanna wake up early and do homework u feel me
Reasons why the Sherlock Fandom has been driven to...
Sherlockians: [Started watching Sherlock]
Sherlockians: [Only ever get three episodes per series]
Sherlockians: [Given a cliffhanger finale]
Sherlockians: [Forced to wait over a year for series two]
Sherlockians: [Are put through Reichenbach]
Sherlockians: [Given another cliffhanger finale]
Sherlockians: [Wait over a year for the next series]
Sherlockians: [Are told three words relating to the next series]
Sherlockians: [Are then told that Moriarty is confirmed dead]
Sherlockians: [Realize MorMor can never be canon]
Sherlockians: [Remember that Mofftiss are trolls and so anything they say cannot be trusted]
Sherlockians: [Explode]
Sherlockians: [Require scraping off the ceiling]
do you ever lay in the dark and think about what a shitty person you are or is that just me
entrancedinmypants:
h0rmonecasserole:
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
and if anyone asks we all went to the same school but moved away
legendofkorraholyshit:
avatar-clockworks:
In Sozins Comet when Sokka made Suki’s sculpture,
Toph was the one who said to Suki
We’ll understand if you wanna break up with him after this
Because if they were to break up…..
OH
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE TOPH
I SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
makorrafanatics:
unlimitedobsessions:
avatargrimes:
Sometimes, I just wanna cuddle with someone and have a marathon of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
OH, SAME!
haha…me three
me: i think i'll just put my itunes on shuffle
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: this is ok
me: wait no i don't like it any more skip
me: skip
the perfect school
also known as: TUMBLR SCHOOL
headmaster: dumbledore
heads of houses: the avengers
dress code: pyjamas
maths: calculating so that you don't reach the post limit. ever.
sports (totally optional): quidditch or the total wipeout course
art: creating gifs, fanart and photosets
english: writing fanfiction
product design: creating the hunger games arenas
drama: roleplaying
IT: html coding
history: the dark ages before tumblr and discovering the origin of the flower behind anons head
night-time: NIGHTBLOGGING
there will be places for worshippiing J K Rowling and Suzanne Collins
and everyone will talk to everyone and everyone will be happy and if anyone sends hate they will be sent to one of the hunger games arenas designed by students
starksfell:
someone invent middlecase letters because sometimes lowercase isn’t enough but UPPERCASE IS TOO MUCH
16andratchet:
REBLOGG IF YOU SHIP TIMMAHTIME AND OFFICIALSABRINA_XO <333
im slowly unlearning how to english